awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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