Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I could make wine with my vomit
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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