I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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