Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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