This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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