Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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