So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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