the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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