So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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