I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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