you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
pray to the hookup gods
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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