all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
as a side note pls kill me
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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