3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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