what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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