worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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