Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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