Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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