No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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