I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i drank out of a bidet.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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