i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
how can u be prego again
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
