Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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