it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
im six kinds of drunk right now
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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