google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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