I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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