How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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