Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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