So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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