I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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