I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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