We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
