i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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