Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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