she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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