why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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