these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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