kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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