I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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