You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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