Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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