My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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