What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
