I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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