I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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