My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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