are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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