You made me cry and you don't even care
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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