is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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