Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
this hospital has no fireball
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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