Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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