No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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